Harry Potter Did It.

Cohen fell and got a scratch. He's telling people Harry Potter gave it to him.

I have a period.

I was watching tv with Cohen today and a Midol commercial came on and Cohen said, "what's that? A pack a gum?". I said, "no it's medicine", he asked what the medicine was for and I told him it was for when girls have periods. He replied, "I need some, I have a period too". The commercial must have been very enticing to two year old boys.

I'm a man!

Cohen ran into my room this morning completely naked and shouted, " I'm not wearing a shirt today because I'm a man!". (we were getting ready to go swimming)

Rango

One night I say to my kids in the bath "time to wash hair". And simultaneously I hear the the disappointed, "awe". So to make things a bit better I tell them I bought a new shampoo that's going to make their hair smell like mango. Cohen gets way more excited than I would ever imagine a two year old boy would get about new mango shampoo. Then when it's his turn he jumps up and yells, " yay! I'm going to smell like Rango!". They love that movie.

His first shiner

He got his first black eye today....from a girl....a baby girl....he got punched in the face and received his first black eye from a 12 month old baby girl.

He's a bit strange

Need I say more?

Fancy Shoes

I was getting Cohen ready for church the other week and I grabbed his church shoes. Cohen looked at me and whined, "Mom, those shoes are fancy, and they're NOT cool!"