Kiera....I mean....

Cohen came running up stairs and says, "What did you do tonight Kiera?" Looks at me sheepishly an says, "I mean mommy".

Cleaning?

This is what happened when I asked them to clean their room.

That's just how she fashions it up

Is that Harry Potter or John Lennon?

We were watching the Olympics closing ceremony and my kids got really excited and start shouting "Harry Potter!!!" just as John Lennon's picture appeared on the tv.

Harry Potter Did It.

Cohen fell and got a scratch. He's telling people Harry Potter gave it to him.

I have a period.

I was watching tv with Cohen today and a Midol commercial came on and Cohen said, "what's that? A pack a gum?". I said, "no it's medicine", he asked what the medicine was for and I told him it was for when girls have periods. He replied, "I need some, I have a period too". The commercial must have been very enticing to two year old boys.

I'm a man!

Cohen ran into my room this morning completely naked and shouted, " I'm not wearing a shirt today because I'm a man!". (we were getting ready to go swimming)